i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.
And if I like you, you’re pretty special.
Because I hate everyone.
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
|merlin:||does that mean you're gonna give me a day off|
|arthur:||THOUSAND HAHAHAHAHAHAAH [dies]|
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
This post fucked me up.
can we start calling shitty things straight instead of gay
How about we call shitty things shitty and not feel the need to fight fire with fire and just stop acting like asshats
All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color. So convenient. :)
I love Mint Chip = 3 blue, 3 green
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this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Note to self
friendly yet urgent reminder to NOT feed your werewolf boyfriends chocolates this valentine’s day, their tummies are tender like their hearts
one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past almost 13 years
flaming slow motion tennis
here you go: physics porn
Lost it over the last gif
can we talk about the donuts who filmed this tho
the people who filmed this are utter fools